Real Men Eat Corn Quiche

Surplus fresh corn and frozen pie shells. Oh, happy day!

Splitting the Rarest of Hares

"Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese — toasted, mostly — and woke up again, and here I were."
– Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island (1883)

A Toast at World's End

The golden age of tiki piracy is coming to an end. But before we begin crying into our tankards, let’s all board ship for one last hurrah.

O Fortuna

Today is the day of predictive cloud coverage, animals awakening on specific dates, and remembrances of fortuitous historic happenings.